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A Toddler’s Food Diary  

A Toddler’s Food Diary Breakfast – Milk – Three small bites of the oatmeal I gestured to and made monkey sounds at until my mom made it. The rest of it is currently in the sink. – Six Tic Tacs … Continue reading

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The Two Step Trick To Getting An Amazing Post-Baby Body  

So you just had a baby. Congrats! Now before you get too comfortable, you should know that celebrities generally take between 10-15 seconds to lose all of their baby weight so you’re already behind schedule. Remember, the goal is to … Continue reading

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My Kid Is A Shitty Sleeper

Did you know that sleep deprivation, like waterboarding, is considered a form of torture in international courts? That makes sense because as I sit here with my coffee at the kitchen table littered with plastic licensed Disney cups, half-eaten string … Continue reading

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Dear Husband, You’re Not Dying. You Have A Cold.

Dear husband, Having a cold is hard, I know. I hear you coughing, sniffling, and moaning…do you have a fever? I’m happy to run out and get you some medicine if that’s what you need. A cold washcloth, sure. Orange … Continue reading

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The Real Reason Motherhood Is So Hard

Motherhood. It’s hard, but few understand why. It’s not the day to day tasks, really: caring for children, kissing boo boos, and all of that.It’s the giving. The endless giving of yourself. You’ve never given so much in your life. … Continue reading

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Dear Mom of the Tantruming Toddler in Target

Dear Mom of the Tantruming Toddler in Target, I know youre embarrassed. I can see your eyes darting left and right as you try to scoop your screaming, hysterical child off of the grocery store floor. Your face is red. … Continue reading

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